Robert's space

Yeah, I'm a geek, but I always get apprehensive buying new stuff, so I'm looking into buying a flatscreen - I know, I can't believe I didn't already own one! Seriously! Even though that article is super helpful - and you should definitely read it if you're like me and thinking about purchasing - I might need to find someone who could really help me pick just the right one.

Okay, this will sound absurdly geeky, but I'm really excited about Google's Next-Gen Image Search. I always wondered why their image search was so lame - now I know! Anyway, thank for not sending me stupid mustache emails anymore! Much obliged! Now, I can get back to the hard work of finding people from my past! Oh, and by the way, it was a joke that I wanted to find person with a mustache - so you can stop emailing me those tips too. Thanks!

Apparently nobody got the message. I don't have a mustache! Stop sending me emails talking about how you have a mustache too and what you've done to lighten it, get rid of it, etc. I don't care. It's a joke gone too far, obviously. All these emails are clogging up my in-box and making it really hard to find people I actually want to talk to. Oh well I guess that's what I get for making stupid jokes. I would really like to find a person who does have a mustache and forward them all these messages so they're not just wasted space.

Speaking of wasted space, does anybody else watch The Hills? I just started and I'm really addicted now. Check out this rant to Audrina Partridge and tell me what you think!

People think it's weird to be a woman who has a mustache, but they're idiots. Okay, I don't actually have a mustache, I just thought that was a funny thing to say in the last post. Thanks for all the hate mail everyone on the internet! But if you do want to find a woman with a mustache, I'm sure you could do a people search for one. No, it wouldn't be the best use of people finder skills, but whatever. I don't care what you do in your spare time. I think the best idea is to look up people prepare for your reunion even if it is months away. One tip: check out omega 3 benefits like better skin.

Ohhh! I love my puppy! She is so cute! She also such a boy magnet! My god, I walk her around and every hot guy I see, stops and pets her. They also think that her name is really cute. Duh! Seriously, I feel like I have neglected my friends for this damn poochie. I know I shouldn't let her, but I have been letting her sleep in my bed with me. I should train her to not do that, but she whines when I don't let her up on the bed. And I HATE hearing her cry. It's so awesome because I live alone now, and I was so lonely but I didnt want to live with a roommate again. Now I have one! She even sits with me when I sit on the computer and find someone or do a background check for work. My friend sent me this link yesterday rant farm- to the hipster with a mustache, which is so funny because I have a mustache right now, and he thinks I am a hispter. WHATEVER CHAD. I hope he's reading this.