Apparently nobody got the message. I don't have a mustache! Stop sending me emails talking about how you have a mustache too and what you've done to lighten it, get rid of it, etc. I don't care. It's a joke gone too far, obviously. All these emails are clogging up my in-box and making it really hard to find people I actually want to talk to. Oh well I guess that's what I get for making stupid jokes. I would really like to find a person who does have a mustache and forward them all these messages so they're not just wasted space.

Speaking of wasted space, does anybody else watch The Hills? I just started and I'm really addicted now. Check out this rant to Audrina Partridge and tell me what you think!